top 7 things to do in northeast harbor:
1) drive to seal harbor and guess which house is martha stewart's
2) go into the "bull in a china shop" shop and listen to the rich batshit crazy old ladies SCREAM about how their limoges creamer isn't in yet.
3) go to the pool club so you can enjoy the ocean.....but in a pool. psssst, the pool is full of ocean water! but you don't have to bring a towel so maybe that makes it ok?
4) drive by the mansion you stayed in last summer numerous times and say a silent little prayer that the divorce procedings will finally be taken care of next summer so that maybe you don't have to stay in the mold palace again.
5) be the only one on tennis club grounds not dressed entirely in white.
6) make sure you go down the steps to sand beach in flip flops so you can severely sprain your ankle and ruin your new exercise routine.
7) put your bike in a sheltered spot on the porch, only to have it moved to make room for the GARBAGE.
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