Thursday, May 17, 2007

disfriggingturbed

i don't usually get this worked up about something as trivial as a tv show, but grey's anatomy really pissed me off tonight. its not real life, it doesn't happen, i understand that. but seriously, i couldn't handle it. i have never gotten so mad at fictional characters in all of my life. i don't know that i've ever been that mad at ANYONE in my life. maybe it struck a chord, something lying deep within me that needed the proper provocation to rear its ugly head. who the hell knows. what i do know is as follows;
1)meredith is a fucktard.
2)burke is a toolbox.
3)christina is.......well don't even get me started on what she is.
4) derek is spineless.
5)mcsteamy is a dreamboat (and the only one i'm not currently in a "fight"with)
6)george will become a professional fish slinger at the seattle public market and izzie will go back to being bethany whisper or whatever the hell she was in order to support them both.
THAT GIRL BETTER GIVE A BABY TO DR. WEBBER AND ADELLE! ONE IS ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE!!!!! (or so says Willy Wonka)

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

fyi

A - Available or Single? neither
B - Best Friend? booboo, the divine miss em, cupcake.
C - Cake or Pie? as long as they don't have berries anywhere near them, i don't care.
D - Drink of Choice? water, miller lite
E - Essential Item(s)? phone (unfortunately), chapstick, keys, ipod, notebook & pen
F - Favorite Color? greens
G - Gummi Bears or Worms? bears, i bite the heads off first and giggle. worms gross me out, i avoid them at all costs. they can slither back into the cracks in the pavement and suck it.
H - Hometown? home of the purple panthers
I - Indulgence? avocado/oatmeal face masks.
J - January or February? both have bad juju
K - Kids? eventually
L - Life is incomplete without: beer and rainbows.
M - Marriage Date? September 20, 2008
N - Number of Siblings? One
O - Oranges or Apples? peaches or maybe clementines
P - Phobias/Fears? regret
Q - Favorite Quote: “ you whack, you twisted, your girls a ho. you broke, the kid ain't yours and everybody know."
R - Reasons to Smile? listening to my grandfather tell family stories, my little friends, planning a wedding that involves kegs.
S - Season? fall, hands down. the other three can eat a you know what.
T - Tag Three: no, i won't
U - Unknown Fact About Me: i hate knocking on people's doors.
V - Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals? i'm an equal opportunity oppressor
W - Worst habits? nail biting, over-analyzing, worrying. you think there might be anxiety issues?:)
X - X-rays or Ultrasounds? i try to avoid medical procedures
Y - Your Favorite Foods? they change. currently: kalamata olives, roasted almond gelato from whole foods, kettle corn, orange bell peppers,
Z – Zodiac? pisces

muffinsky

today is buckaroo's birthday and he turns 7. i love this child and his brother so very much. i think its the closest thing i could have to my own children without actually giving birth. being their nanny for the past two years has truly been the best of times.....and the worst of times. i have learned so many lessons concerning what to do, or in some cases to NOT do when it comes to raising children. i've compiled a list for you (more to add later). the catalyst for this list was the fact that i had to wrap the following gifts (no boxes were available to assist me).
*lacrosse stick
*baseball bat
*electronic keyboard (in the box thank god)
*golf club
LESSON #1 = unless you have ebola, you get your ass out of bed and sit at the breakfast table with your child on their birthday. you also attend the birthday dinner unless dr. soandso won't let you out of the plastic bubble long enough to be able to do so.
LESSON #2 = don't make the nanny wrap the presents that you picked out for the child's birthday (especially when the nanny is the most anal retentive gift wrapper in 207 and there is nothing for her to wrap with except leftover christmas paper and GASP........MASKING TAPE) it was a horrifying experience.
LESSON #3 = just do the damn laundry

highlight of the day = listening to the muffin in the backseat of my car sing "who can take the thunrise, thprinkle it wis dew" and then tell me , "i juth love you lo"