1) Did the dating pool really just get infinitely smaller, or did your dick just get way more desperate?
2) Beastiality would be more appropriate behavior.
3) Gross-faces like you are the reason that the rest of the continental United States questions whether or not Mainers have electricity and front teeth.
4) What in the sam HELL will you tell your innocent children?
5) If 31 out of 50 states say its not a good idea, the odds are not on your side.
6) Talk about dodging a bullet.
7) Last I checked, there were around 6 billion OTHER people on this planet that didn't come from the same bloodline, shop that vagina catalog and see what you find.
8) If it looks wrong, feels wrong and smells wrong, chances are its wrong.
9) Incest is reserved for daytime soap opera story lines so women in housecoats and curlers can sit on their plastic covered couches, smoking their menthol Virginia Slims and dream about being ravished by the gardener who is also their 3rd cousin twice removed.
